Another round of potions on me
THAT’S PIXEL ART ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!
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Reminder that when Harry James Potter was given more accurate instructions and a competent potions professor he made a perfect batch of an extremely complicated potion on the first try
Which makes sense since his mother was great at potions and the Potters were literally potioneers
But hey Snape did all he could and had to keep up appearances right?
- cas: *stands up to a fucking archangel*
- cas: *escapes a holy fire circle by using a demon as a bridge*
- cas: *banishes a room full of angels by carving a banishing sigil into his own chest*
- cas: *molotov cocktails the most powerful angel in heaven*
- cas: *slaughters thousands of angels and hundreds of humans*
- cas: *hides a tablet uNDER HIS OWN SKIN*
- cas: *digs a bullet out of his flesh and kills another angel with it*
- spn fandom: aw look at the cute helpless adorable baby
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
#OH GOSH THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT #the seventh years would be terrified but #imagine first year neville longbottom #messing up a potion and FROZEN in fear #and professor ramsay comes over and says ‘no’'it's alright; you stirred just a little too slow' #'it's a normal mistake' #'we can fix it' #and theN TALKS ABOUT HERBOLOGY TO HELP HIM UNDERSTAND POTIONS AND JUST #GOSH
*cries because these tags*
[Image descriptions: Small glass vials holding a layered mix of pink-ish, purple, and blue wisps, with violet tinsel glitter that you can’t actually see; one of the bottles is on a ribbon necklace, and one of them has a brown tag label reading “Bisexuoil” in cursive, with a bisexual symbol on it]
Next in my magic potions collection, and also next in my submissions for @mga-creative‘s “Puns” prompt. Dunno if I’ll do a third submission yet.
The effects of Bisexuoil are as follows: “Turns the user invisible for two or more hours at a time when worn over the heart.” I may include something about testing duration later, or I may not.
The pink is not quite the right color because it is hecka hard finding the right pink in the yarn I like to use for my “potions”. The sparkles I included also didn’t show up too well. I may need to give this more thought. Still, it looks pretty okay for now, and I’m certainly pleased with the pun :3
McGonagall helping trans students create spells to change their body to alleviate dysphoria
Flitwick showing trans students how to charm themselves to always be perceived as their gender identity and to never be misgendered
Slughorn giving lessons on potions that can stop or start facial hair growing
House Heads creating dormitory rooms for non-binary students if they want them and letting trans students choose which section to live in
The new History of Magic teacher including trans wizards in the curriculum
Hagrid making sure the other students are respectful when unicorns approach trans girls
Hogwarts students setting up a clothing exchange for trans students who can’t buy the robes and other clothes they want because of money or family issues
Now I really want a fanfiction about a student who wasn’t out about being a trans girl until the Unicorn of today’s lesson walks right towards her.
a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
#OH GOSH THAT WOULD BE SO GREAT #the seventh years would be terrified but #imagine first year neville longbottom #messing up a potion and FROZEN in fear #and professor ramsay comes over and says ‘no’'it's alright; you stirred just a little too slow' #'it's a normal mistake' #'we can fix it' #and theN TALKS ABOUT HERBOLOGY TO HELP HIM UNDERSTAND POTIONS AND JUST #GOSH
*cries because these tags*